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Kristi? Girl…WTAF?

Dear Kristi,

Honey, you need to go back to the farm. You are so out of your depth here. It may be too late to salvage your family’s name though. Perhaps you could change it to Lewandowski? Oh wait, on second thought, that’s not much better.

The cosplay thing? Girl, you are an international joke. People are laughing at you and when they aren’t laughing? They are calling your department the Gestapo. This kind of thing doesn’t just disappear with media/news censorship. Open a book on the legacy of Hitler. A book? Well, it is a thing found in many homes and definitely libraries; most have a cover, outlining the contents, and there are pages, made from paper. There are letters printed on those pages, that combine to create words, sentences and to portray facts, ideas, concepts. I know, I know, sounds complicated. 😢 You could use an audiobook if reading is just too difficult.

Kristi, wrap yourself in your blankie and consider the legacy you have created for your family, your children. It is not good. Not good at all. As I mentioned above? The books? Find one on Himmler. That’s your legacy, that is to whom you have been compared/aligned, for ever and ever and ever.

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