Well, they’ve scheduled another Rapture…sort of; it is either Tuesday Sept. 23 or Wednesday Sept. 24th, its kind of up in the air..🤣🤣 (See what I did there?)
Don’t try to tell them that the Rapture is not in the bible. Or that according to their own dogma, to predict a Rapture is blasphemy, that would be too much like facts and we can’t have facts, now can we?
I will ask a few favours from these Rapture-ites;
- Leave your front door unlocked.
- Leave all necessary keys or codes on your dining or kitchen table.
- If you would make sure your vehicle is fueled up, that would be a help.
- Please wear your underwear, we don’t need to look up and see that…😳
You see, if you go? We can provide homes for the homeless. Transportation for those who can’t afford a vehicle. Money for necessary medications. The list is endless.
And don’t bother sending me messages, telling me you hope I find god; babies, I didn’t lose him and you guys really need to attach a tracker to him so he won’t go missing so often.
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